Podzilla 1985

Saturday, August 02, 2014

Kate Upton is Birthday Magic!

In celebration of Blogzilla 1985's visionary leader and his 32nd birthday, he has decided to pick out 32 of his favorite Kate Upton pictures and present them here for you.

Wow, 32 years old? It's amazing how the world can make a guy that's just kind of old feel like Larry King.

I started this website in 2009 just so I could bitch about a couple of MMORPG's that I was playing at the time. If you look back at the history of the site, you'll see a lot of months brimming with content, and even more with one sad little post just to remind you that we're still alive. This site has been both a blessing and a curse for me, and as I turn 32 on Sunday, I wonder what the future holds for it.

I was born on August 3rd, 1982, in a little town called Cairo, Illinois. It's an awful place now. It's a place so bad that when the terrible floods were upon us a few years ago, there was serious discussion about whether it would be best to flood Cairo or farm lands. Cairo survived, although you can hardly call the people who live there survivors.

My parents are Willard and Linda Young, whom are both deceased as of earlier this year. I lost my mother seven years ago to complications from heart surgery, and my father passed away a few months ago after a short but miserable fight with cancer. Any and all other family that I've known I have no contact with by choice, save for a possible cousin living the dream out in California.

Just keep reading, the Kate Upton pictures are coming. I gotta get sentimental first.


I've always lamented the troublesome life I've led. I am lucky enough to have a core group of really good people who do their best to support me. There are a lot of lows that they suffer through just to get the occasional high out of me. When I'm at my best, I like to think that it's worth it for everyone involved.

This has not been a charmed life for the thirty two years I've lived it. I've suffered through the kinds of things that people write songs about, but I don't have a single tune to show for it. That is, unless you can track down a copy of the rap tape I made with Jeff back in the 90's. It had a hit song it among the local folks about getting high. The irony of that is I've never done drugs, and I never will.

I've been a melting pot of cultures, lies, acts, and performances for thirty two years, with occasional glimpses of honesty and brilliance. I'm something to everyone, but nothing in particular in the grand scheme of things.

I can say that I've done one smart thing in my entire life, and it wasn't starting Blogzilla 1985. It was pursuing and somehow fooling Lindsey Wolfgong into thinking I was worth taking a chance on. As she and I get ready to embark on a new adventure somewhere foreign to us, I hope she realizes how much I appreciate the fact that she never gave up on me. She never turned her back, ditched me for something else, or told me that I was an idiot when I told her my dreams. She's a big part of the reason I'm still here for number 32.

So what does all this mean for you, the reader? Nothing, really. I just wanted to ramble a little bit before I got to the pictures of Kate Upton.

Why post 32 pictures of Kate Upton after praising my own gal?

When I first changed the site to Blogzilla 1985, I posted a link to another site's gallery of one of Kate Upton's photo shoots. That simple link got me more hits than anything I had posted up to that point. I figured I owed Kate, and who better to showcase on this momentous occasion than her?

Plus Lindsey won't let me take pictures of her in these kind of outfits. I've asked. It hurt.

Happy birthday to me, and enjoy 32 of my favorite Kate Upton pictures!


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