Podzilla 1985

Thursday, October 18, 2012

And the person most likely to give you nightmares is...

Joe Jackson!

Keep telling yourself he's not real.
As much as we want it to be Mitt Romney, and usually it is, just take a look on the monstrosity on the right. Holy shit. We're not saying it's time to start cracking open your neighbors head and feasting on the goo inside, but we're certainly thinking it loudly. A monstrous visage hasn't driven people insane like this since Cthulhu earned a spot on Double Dare! in the early nineties.

On second thought, we're not sure that last thing actually happened.

Stop fucking looking at me Joe Jackson! Yes, I'll go kill my loved ones.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?
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